Saturday, June 16, 2012

C*nts and Cupcakes!

SPOILER ALERT:  Oh crap - where am I?  Shizzle.  I think I'm about 65%ish in WILD MAN.

Thanks to Squidknit at craftster.org
for the tremendous cupcake photo! 
Hey y'all...how about Brock throwin' around the c-word like it's "the"?  Isn't it funny??  I can't imagine telling someone they had "the sweetest dick I ever had".  ROFLMAO.  Did I just say that?  That's what 7 hours at a graduation party and lots of Pinot Grigio over ice in a red solo cup will do for one's inhibitions.  Makes 'em go BUH BYE!

Seriously though...I can't even type c*nt (hee hee...or even think it in my head, apparently) unless I say something like "Ugh...she is a total counttt...ry singer."  This dude throws it around like Kardashians throw around basketball players!  Outrageous!

And frankly, it's refreshing, is it not?  Maybe we should all say it!  Maybe it wouldn't be so taboo if everyone threw it around at the dinner table now and then.

Therefore...I am naming tomorrow "National C*nt Saying Day" (along with Father's day.  Shhhh...don't tell the guys.)


28 comments:

  1. Oh. My. God. I'm seriously peeing my pants! What did you put in your search engine to find those cupcakes? I know that you didn't find them on my FB page. LOL. I really did have a problem with Brock because of that. Can you imagine someone saying that to you? I can't. Perhaps you are right and we just need to say it out loud more often. I promise to say it once tomorrow. I can't wait to see the reaction that I get!!!

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    1. It's like...the sceeviest thing...but everything else about him is awesome!! I think that if I were Tess, I'd have to have a talk with him about that. "Dude - you rock. Keep the shitty apartment that I take my life into my hands entering...but ditch the c-word usage, mmmkayyy? Seriously though, guy...otherwise, stay you. Stay gold, ponyboy."

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    2. ROTFL! I know what Cari will say, "If Tess is okay with it, so am I!"

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  2. OMGOSH OMGOSH OMGOSH OMGOSH!!! I canNOT believe you actually blogged this!! You are too frickin' hilarious. All I can say is that must have been one hell of a grad party, Miss Carol.

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    1. LOL!! I can't even lie - I wasn't that smashed! Look at my spelling and grammar! Pretty damn good, right?!

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  3. CAROL!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    I haven't even read the post yet - this is just about the picture!!!!!!!!!!

    :-O

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  4. Tears. In. My. Eyes. Seriously.

    You're the best, Carol. The. BEST.

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    1. Awwww...Cari...you're so cute. KA is the best - she created these hot creatures. I just write about 'em. ;)

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  5. OMG! LMAO at the cupcakes. Holy crap! Those are hilarious! And I couldn't agree more. Boy does Brock love to throw around the 'C U Next Tuesdays'. I couldn't always bring myself to say it as I was reading it either. I need a drink. This is cracking me up.

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  6. Oh and let me just say it is one thing to find a pic of those cupcakes but for someone to actually have made them? For what occasion I wonder? I don't think Tess would have those in her bakery. Those are some private cupcakes just for Slim. LMAO.

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    1. Wow - I have to post the credit for that poor girl who made them (for a sex party...shhhh.)

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    2. Well, I'm glad it was for a sex party cause it may be in poor taste for any other kind of party. LOL

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  7. Carol, I met the challenge. Hubby and I both said it today, with a lot of stupid giggles. I will leave out the rest of the details.

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  8. ROFLMAO HILDY!!!!!! I haven't sait it once!!!! I have to get on the ball and catch up!!!!!! I can't believe I did that! I'm such a c*nt! ;)

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    1. All emails for the rest of the day must have that word used at least once. ;) Go!

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  9. OH MY FRIGGIN WORD!! Those cupcakes are beyond hysterical!!! I got lots of funny looks at my laughing over them. Good thing the kids weren't around 'cuz there way NO way of explaining that in front of them!!!

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  11. Holy crapcakes! I can't believe you posted those. *snort*. Cari and I actually discussed just this thing over drinks last week (and really good "St. Louis Style pizza, which probably isn't really St. Louis Style but they said it was their speciality". I will never-ever utter that word unless provoked, or over drinks. Or maybe not even then. I think I referred to it as the *c* word. ew. Tess must have been on a cupcake high to not thwack Brock over the head when using THE WORD in relation to their f-hawt lovin'.

    BTW, hi from your newest reader. Cari turned kept talking about your blog so I had to read it. I'm about 25% done with Motorcycle man, so I can't wait to read your thoughts on Tack. I already have my issues...

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    1. Hi Tracy! Just started Law Man...so I've got to catch up. Cari will tell you; I am a slowwwwww reader. It works out much better for blogging because there is something to say for a while! :)

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  12. OMG if I said c*nt I think my hubby would think I was drunk. LOL. This is still making me giggle. Right out loud.

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  13. @Tracy ... I'm about 30% done with Motorcycle Man, too. Tack is causin' me some issues, too. I can't take a bomb here or there, but when bombs make up oh, 90% of the words you use - definitely a turn off. LOL

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  14. ... just for the record, my security word to publish my last comment ... EUROPERP!! what?!?! Just had to share. :-)

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  15. Just wanted to get two cents in there.......C U N T !!! Totally love that wild man Slim. He is very liberal with the cuss words, made me wince a few times while I was reading without my pinot (everything is so much more palatable with a good wine incidentally)- all the 'f' words, the 'a' words, the 'c'words. Brock makes a curse word of off the letter in the motha fucking alphabet!

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    1. ROTFLMAO, Surah!

      P.S. I cannot type your name without thinking of my man, Shura. Mmmm.

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