HAWK is HAWT!!!!

WOOT!!!  THIS just in from Kristen Ashley:

Welp... here it is! GCP's new cover for Mystery Man, due out in print in August. Seriously... when they showed me this, I got a little tingle. Okay, maybe a big tingle. HAWK! HAWT! 

Rock on!

Sons of Anarchy

ANYONE who loved Motorcycle Man NEEDS to be watching Sons of Anarchy .  It's like watching the book unfold, right in front of your eyes.

I just finished Season 1 last night...and no less than three people have said to me "It only gets better" when I told them.

WATCH IT and let's discuss!

V-Candy!

Thanks to Tracy on the My Purgatory Facebook page for sharing this little gem.

Does this not remind you of the c*nty cupcakes?!  

Absolutely hilarious!!

Goodreads Choice Awards: Motorcycle Man!

Motorcycle Man has made it to the final round of the Goodreads Choice Awards 2012.

Quick!  Go vote for our girl, Kristen Ashley and MOTORCYCLE MAN!

Motorcycle Man: Jersey Style

WAIT until you hear the Motorcycle Man experience I had today!

I was out doing the corn maze/hayride thing with the fam today...and we decided to pop into a tremendous lunch spot called The Cabin in Freehold, New Jersey.  Why does Freehold sound familiar?  Because that's where Bruce Springsteen grew up.  And let me tell you...I guarantee Bruce has had a beer or two there.  It's just that kind of place.  Literally a cabin...very casual...a great bar...and yummy, tasty tavern food.  OH yeah.  I love this place.  

So we pull into a parking spot...and who pulls up next to us but some hottie pattotie on a bike...with his lady love holding on to him.

The helmet came off and he had a shaved head...was in tremendous shape...and was wearing jeans, boots and a black, long sleeved shirt that said Old Bones Speed Shop on the back...with a skull and crossbones.  

You cannot MAKE this shit up.  

Meanwhile, his woman was cool...jeans...black knee length boots...long dark hair...you know, the standard upper class biker babe look. 

So we walk in...and "Gimme All Your Lovin'" from ZZ Top is playing...and at this point I am ready to park myself all day and into the evening.  But I can't!  Why?  Because of those meddling kids!  LOL OK I'm not being nice.  I did spawn them and all.

So anyway...the next song that came on was "Pour Some Sugar on Me".  Can you go wrong in a rustic bar with Def Leppard coming out of the speakers?  I'm thinking no...no you can not.

At one point, Old Bones came over and stood right behind our table and had a conversation with three guys at the bar...all in various levels of upper class biker dress...and all were in good shape. And it was all I could do not to snap a photo.  I really have to get more daring with the old iPhone. 

Soooo....long story longer...  When we were finished, we went outside...

<-----and this was the sight I saw upon walking out the door.  Um yeah...I'll be going back there again ASAP.  Preferably at night.  When there is a band.  And beverages.  Sans kids.  You can bet on it.  ;) 

Oh Tack... A Little Help Here?

SPOILER ALERT:  I have sorted my shit out and finished Motorcycle Man. 

OH my god - the last few chapters with all the Dream Men showing up in the story were friggin fantastic!  I keep wondering who my favorite Dream Man is.  I always think "Hawk".  But then I remember how much I love Brock and how he looks like Josh Holloway aka Sawyer from LOST in my mind.  Then I remember that Tack is just plain friggin HOT.  And I get confused.  (Sorry Mitch; you are too much like guys I already know for you to be my fave...but I do think you're dreamy.)

Love Auction Hunters.  They're adorable. 

Let's take a look at some of my notes and highlights, shall we?

Storage Wars - HOW funny is it that Kristen Ashley was talking about this?  I have to admit - I don't watch it - but I do watch Auction Hunters ---------------------->>


The following quote from Tyra should be the Dream Man TV Series tagline:

"Cool, badass macho men and funny, sassy women that dressed kickass who all bantered and got kidnapped frequently." 

One HOT Ride!

OK So check this out:  Tack rides a Harley Dyna Glide.  Feast thine eyes.  This. Is. Hot.  --------->>

Bruce frequents my beach. A
friend of mine took this. Word. 

So glad it wasn't one of those low-riders like Bruce Springsteen rides.  OH no.  They don't look nearly as cool.  And they leave way too much room for gut-hangage...or the appearance thereof.


OK so here are some quotes to delve into:

"His fingers slid inside the gusset of my panties."  

I have no other reason to post that except to give "the girls" a good little giggle.

And this, too:

"Tack didn't reply.  He kept eating".  

ROFLMMFAO!!!!!  That shit is beyond giggles.

Then there's this lovely arguement.  Allow me to lay this shit out:

"Okay then, I'll go home"
"You are also not goin' home." 
I held his eyes.
Then I whispered, "Fine"...

FINE?!  WHAT?!?  Are you KIDDING ME?!?  At this point I was like "Move your (very hot) ASS over and let me get the hell OUT of your (too cool for a biker dude's) HOUSE".

Another humorous diddy:

"intended to make haste to my secret chamber that would beam me to Fort Lauderdale."

Another ROFLMAO.

And one last one about Elvira that could have come out of my own mouth:

"In most instances, except this one, it was a sacrilege but she left her latte on the table not even half drunk."

You don't want to know how many times I've said "Decaf, grande, no-whip, mocha latte" in my life.  One good thing about the end of the summer is that it's back to being HOT COFFEE time!!!

So that is my post on the end of Motorcycle Man.  Everything worked out...the HOT, badass other Dream Men came to Tyra's rescue (didn't you love how we got to see the sitch from everyone's POV??) and barbecues and bikes prevail.  Thank God for the brats. :)

Head Out On The Highway

SPOILER ALERT: I am 63% into Motorcycle Man.  

HOLY SHIT!  Tyra just saw that SKANK doing Hop and the caca is hitting the proverbial wind-blowing machine!!!!!!  I so totally did NOT see this one coming.  Everything's been going along smoothly and then BAM!  Not so smooth.

And it's quite a wake up call!!  I have been living in lala land right along with Tyra...enjoying every second of her relationship with Tack.  Never stopping to think "Holy shit - this guy is a big time BIKER.  Not just "a biker"...but THE biker.  He's the HEAD of a BIKER GANG entitled CHAOS.  SHIT.  WHAT the EFF am I is she DOING?!?"

This brings me back to when I was a kid in PA.  There was a scary assed biker gang in my area called The Warlocks and they were a really scary biker gang that lived about 20 minutes away from my house in this old, Victorian mansion.  And let me tell you... We. Were. TERRIFIED of them.  You'd be driving down the highway and 50 motorcycles would pass your car.  It was really freaky.

Soooo...I get to this part about that bitch from hell doing Hop - backwards (giggles) - and watch Tyra tell Tack off...and it all just hits me:  GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE, GIRL!!!  What are you DOING?!  They're going to eat you up and spit you out!  I'm just sitting here thinking "Holy shit - the honeymoon is OVAH.  Tack's gonna CHEAT on yo' ass.  WTF are you waiting for?  Move the eff ON."

Seriously...everything's fine...as long as she agrees to live in HIS world; not hers.  And we all know that shit won't work forever.  I mean come on!  Look...I made it through eating chips out of the bag.  I made it through Tack barely saying "Hi" to all the boyfriend hotness at Club.  But stick around and watch this cougar fuck her way through the entire club?  Multiple times?  Including Tack?  No effing WAY.

Get OUT, girl!  While the gettin' is good!

As if he's going to let her out.  Ugh - no way.  He's going to FLIP.  And it ain't go' be pretty.  And it has given me a ton to ponder.  Kristen Ashley has never let a girl walk away from her Dream Man before...I'm dying to know if she's going to start now.  My brain says "No friggin way, I'm a dumbass for even thinking it"...but seriously...HOW is this shit going to sort itself out?!  Tack is TACK.  Tack is Chaos.  Ain't no way...no how...that he's going to start living his life differently at 41 years of age.  I bet he'll give Tyra some BS answer about only wanting HER in his bed and only wanting to fuck HER face (ROFLMAO sorry; couldn't resist) but you know...eventually boyfriend's going to stay out a little too long one night...and then not come home at all the next...and Tyra's going to find out he's with that skank at the compound...or - heaven forbid - yet another skank somewhere else.

OMG I have to go read.  This shit is KILLING me!!!  Stay tuned!