OH my god - the last few chapters with all the Dream Men showing up in the story were friggin fantastic! I keep wondering who my favorite Dream Man is. I always think "Hawk". But then I remember how much I love Brock and how he looks like Josh Holloway aka Sawyer from LOST in my mind. Then I remember that Tack is just plain friggin HOT. And I get confused. (Sorry Mitch; you are too much like guys I already know for you to be my fave...but I do think you're dreamy.)
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| Love Auction Hunters. They're adorable. |
Storage Wars - HOW funny is it that Kristen Ashley was talking about this? I have to admit - I don't watch it - but I do watch Auction Hunters ---------------------->>
The following quote from Tyra should be the Dream Man TV Series tagline:
"Cool, badass macho men and funny, sassy women that dressed kickass who all bantered and got kidnapped frequently."
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| One HOT Ride! |
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| Bruce frequents my beach. A friend of mine took this. Word. |
OK so here are some quotes to delve into:
"His fingers slid inside the gusset of my panties."
I have no other reason to post that except to give "the girls" a good little giggle.
And this, too:
"Tack didn't reply. He kept eating".
ROFLMMFAO!!!!! That shit is beyond giggles.
Then there's this lovely arguement. Allow me to lay this shit out:
"Okay then, I'll go home"
"You are also not goin' home."
I held his eyes.
Then I whispered, "Fine"...
FINE?! WHAT?!? Are you KIDDING ME?!? At this point I was like "Move your (very hot) ASS over and let me get the hell OUT of your (too cool for a biker dude's) HOUSE".
Another humorous diddy:
"intended to make haste to my secret chamber that would beam me to Fort Lauderdale."
Another ROFLMAO.
And one last one about Elvira that could have come out of my own mouth:
"In most instances, except this one, it was a sacrilege but she left her latte on the table not even half drunk."
You don't want to know how many times I've said "Decaf, grande, no-whip, mocha latte" in my life. One good thing about the end of the summer is that it's back to being HOT COFFEE time!!!
So that is my post on the end of Motorcycle Man. Everything worked out...the HOT, badass other Dream Men came to Tyra's rescue (didn't you love how we got to see the sitch from everyone's POV??) and barbecues and bikes prevail. Thank God for the brats. :)
Just as you suspected, I'm giggling uncontrollably.
ReplyDeleteRemember when we had National C*nt Saying Day? Well, that helped a little with my ability to say or read c*nt without wincing, HOWEVER, I'm not sure I can read "eating" without doing a creepy shudder. Can we not just call it "downtown?" I know, it's Tack, he would never say that, but still. I need my bitches to help me get over this one.
How funny was Elvira when Tyra was telling the girls about Tack's skills during sexy times? I loved it! I also loved when Tyra was drunk and freaked out and had to talk to Tack about babies right away. He was so awesome about it.
As usual, loved your comments! My favorite is still Hawk, I think (of the Dream Man series anyway). Are you going to continue with another KA series or start a different author?
ReplyDeleteI think two of my favorite parts of this book were when Tyra freaked over how old Tack was and about having kids and she immediately calls him about it. Funny. And when he tells the story about why he does the pulse thing. That freaked me OUT till he explained. And of course third the KICKASS epilogue. Does KA know how to do an epilogue or what.
ReplyDeleteHildy LMAO about the C*nts. I actually showed Carol's blog and the pic about that to my book club this month. It was HILARIOUS!
TRuff, you have a real book club? Like with real live people, not just strangers you've met on the internet? ;) Are they as fun as we think we are?
ReplyDeleteI am hysterical that she showed the cupcakes to them! My (ex) book club would have been beyond scandalized! :)
ReplyDeleteI love the throat thing. Made Tack even more hot. If possible. Please tell us what you are reading next by KA?
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ReplyDeleteDo NOT read a KA book while waiting at the doctor's office for a bunch of girlie tests, unless you have a purse full of pantyliners.
I was reading The Gamble, and it was a total PC moment and then they called my name and I had to pull myself together. Not good. ;)
Oh. My. God.
DeleteBWAhahahaha!!!
I'm a bit late getting to this party, but I have to add about Tonya's comment about book club and the cupcakes.
ReplyDelete1 - yes, real people but some are definitely not as fun. :-)
2 - the cupcakes .. I"m not sure which was better - the reactions to knowing someone made C*nt cupcakes or them actually seeing the picture. Having seen the pic before (Thank you, Carol!), I could totally enjoy everyone's reactions. Loads of laughing that night!! ... especially since it was a Fifty Shades discussion.
I just reread this blog today and I'm giggling once again!
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