Oh Tack... A Little Help Here?

SPOILER ALERT:  I have sorted my shit out and finished Motorcycle Man. 

OH my god - the last few chapters with all the Dream Men showing up in the story were friggin fantastic!  I keep wondering who my favorite Dream Man is.  I always think "Hawk".  But then I remember how much I love Brock and how he looks like Josh Holloway aka Sawyer from LOST in my mind.  Then I remember that Tack is just plain friggin HOT.  And I get confused.  (Sorry Mitch; you are too much like guys I already know for you to be my fave...but I do think you're dreamy.)

Love Auction Hunters.  They're adorable. 

Let's take a look at some of my notes and highlights, shall we?

Storage Wars - HOW funny is it that Kristen Ashley was talking about this?  I have to admit - I don't watch it - but I do watch Auction Hunters ---------------------->>


The following quote from Tyra should be the Dream Man TV Series tagline:

"Cool, badass macho men and funny, sassy women that dressed kickass who all bantered and got kidnapped frequently." 

One HOT Ride!

OK So check this out:  Tack rides a Harley Dyna Glide.  Feast thine eyes.  This. Is. Hot.  --------->>

Bruce frequents my beach. A
friend of mine took this. Word. 

So glad it wasn't one of those low-riders like Bruce Springsteen rides.  OH no.  They don't look nearly as cool.  And they leave way too much room for gut-hangage...or the appearance thereof.


OK so here are some quotes to delve into:

"His fingers slid inside the gusset of my panties."  

I have no other reason to post that except to give "the girls" a good little giggle.

And this, too:

"Tack didn't reply.  He kept eating".  

ROFLMMFAO!!!!!  That shit is beyond giggles.

Then there's this lovely arguement.  Allow me to lay this shit out:

"Okay then, I'll go home"
"You are also not goin' home." 
I held his eyes.
Then I whispered, "Fine"...

FINE?!  WHAT?!?  Are you KIDDING ME?!?  At this point I was like "Move your (very hot) ASS over and let me get the hell OUT of your (too cool for a biker dude's) HOUSE".

Another humorous diddy:

"intended to make haste to my secret chamber that would beam me to Fort Lauderdale."

Another ROFLMAO.

And one last one about Elvira that could have come out of my own mouth:

"In most instances, except this one, it was a sacrilege but she left her latte on the table not even half drunk."

You don't want to know how many times I've said "Decaf, grande, no-whip, mocha latte" in my life.  One good thing about the end of the summer is that it's back to being HOT COFFEE time!!!

So that is my post on the end of Motorcycle Man.  Everything worked out...the HOT, badass other Dream Men came to Tyra's rescue (didn't you love how we got to see the sitch from everyone's POV??) and barbecues and bikes prevail.  Thank God for the brats. :)